Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League photographs

Two bikes and two riders, each with one hand on the handlebars and one hand on a water balloon — it’s the Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League!

Holding a water balloon while riding a bike is no easy task. Harder still is hitting a moving target (an opponent also on a bicycle) while riding at them on a grassy plain. And yet that’s what these folks do every other Thursday during the summer in the south end of Denver’s Washington Park.

One of the centerpieces of the event is the preparation of the balloons, which involves filling and using the ingenious Pumponator Balloon Pumping Station, which lets jousters fill balloons with virtually any kind of water source around instead of relying on having a nearby hose bib.

Interesting tidbit: blades of grass are sharp enough to cut a filled water balloon, resulting in frequent premature exsanguination. Yes, I made that word up — but I’m pretty sure the Oxford English Dictionary folks would agree that it means ‘releasing the water’ or something like that. I’m keeping it.

Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
The filling station for Pumponators (men’s version). (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
The park was a great setting for the match, afternoon clouds keeping it cool for the workout. (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
John casually kicks back the hippest beer in town. (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
Clutching a balloon, it’s hard to get balanced or takeoff. (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
After his first loss (in the first match), John made jokes about the nature of the hit that took him down. Good thing, too. (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
Premature exaquination: Occasionally balloons do unpredictable things — like explode when you’re trying to release them. Of course, this can lead to a certain, but slow, defeat. (Daniel J. Schneider)
Denver Bicycle Water Balloon Jousting League
Ruled a fair hit (it impacted on the back of the head/neck, not the face), the balloon guts stuck around to remind Sir Kevin of his smashing defeat. (Daniel J. Schneider)